Monday, December 13, 2010

Words in a magazine

Issue 13 of the Delinquent magazine includes all these writers and artists: 
Brian Forrest, David Mac, Tray Drumhann, Ray Blake, Kimberly Bridson, Hobie Anthony, Brendan McBreen, Carl-Henrik Bj√∂rck, Howie Good, T. P. Mooney, Tabitha Vidaurri, Robert McClure, winnie chau, Paul McDonald, Lisa Kelly, Jennie Cole, Clive Birnie, Patrick Woodcock, Kevin Heaton, Shean Tan, David Toms, Deborah Gordon, Carmina Masoliver-Marlow, John Clarke, David Kowalczyk, Geoffrey Loe, Ken Champion, R. Beck, Rishi Dastidar, Devreaux Baker, Peter Cox, Hank Kirton, Nicole Kuwik, Liz Bentley, Calum Kerr, Chris Guidon, Peycho Kanev, Sean Burn, Andrew Galan, Chris Clarke, Ryan Kelly, Richard Halperin, Nia A’Yara Stein, Emma Hammond, Charles Pitter, Jim Heavily, Katerina Prudchenko, Zoe Warren, Frank C. Praeger, Laura Madeline Wiseman, David Tomaloff, Max Dunbar, Geoff Stevens, Mark Goodwin, Ben McFarlane, Ted Jean, Dave Migman, Derek Adams, Mike Wendling, Sarah Sibley, John Thake, Joel Scarfe, Paul Norcross, Ian Mole, Nick Bridson Baker, Martyn Conterio, Natascha Tallowin, Christopher Barnes, B. D. Fischer, and Rehan Qayoom.




WHO ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE?


BUY IT, FIND OUT!

AND I AM IN THAT LIST. RAD FOR ME.





Monday, December 06, 2010

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! @ The Phoenix, Canberra, 730PM on 14 December 2010



JUST IN TIME FOR THE COMING NORTH ASIA APOCALYPSE

THE ONCE ONLY ON THE 2ND TUESDAY OF DECEMBER EDITION!

Yes you read right, 

THE 2ND TUESDAY OF DECEMBER EDITION!!

OF BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!

THE 2ND TUESDAY OF DECEMBER BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! will give you a microphone, an audience, five judges, a stage, the Master of Conflict, 

AND A SCORE ADDER GUARANTEED TO BE ABLE TO ADD YOUR SCORES

ALL OF THEMMMMM!!!

ALL OF YOUR SCORES AS JUDGED BY THE JUDGES!!!!

So that you can take to the stage and SLAM YOUR:

Rant

Medical history

Love of babies

Favourite scene from your still to be made hit unmade sitcom

POETRY!

POETRY — YES — POETRY!!

POETREEEEEE!!!

A one-time only December edition of BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!

Be there

No props, no music, your original material.

Sunday, December 05, 2010

Situationrebellion X Eureka! on 3 December 2010 @ SMITHS ALTERNATIVE BOOKSHOP



The Morphonemics Rebellion of One Nine Hundred and forty-five minutes was an unorganised rebellion by people who refused to shave their armpits which occurred at IP address 130.102.42.17
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The rebels objected to No matter what you're always number one
My prized possession
One and only
I adore ya
Girl I want ya
that had occurred. It felt good. The rebellion is recorded as ceasing at zero nine hundred and zero and one minutes with a Noninfallibility status update.
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The Battle of Nonscarcity Stockade (by which the rebellion is popularly known) was fought on One Nine Hundred and forty-six minutes and named for the One and only
I adore ya
Girl I want ya
The one I cant live without, thats you, thats you
You're my precious
 structure erected by Noninfallibility bookers during the conflict.
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Resulting in the posting by some twelve people (including 6 Noninfallibility soldiers) it was the most significant conflict in the status updates of six hundred people and twenty three remains the only unarmed rebellion in the 130.102.42.17 declared the Farcetta.
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The rebellion and its flag, the  Noninfallibility Flag have become powerful symbols of a major turning point in 130.102.42.17.[citation needed]
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The event was the culmination of Sulphapyrazine disobedience in the 130.102.42.17 during the Deisticalness rush with miners objecting to heavily priced Noninfallibility items, the expense of a  Noninfallibility 's Licence, Youre used to going out your way to impress these mr. wrongs.
But you can be yourself for me, I'll take you as you are
I know they said believe in love is a dream that can't be real
(via the licence) without representation and the actions of the Preremorse and its agents (the police and military)[1][2]
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The local rebellion in 130.102.42.17 grew from a Churchill Reform Hadaway movement and culminated in organised battle at the 130.102.42.17 against colonial Goddamnit.
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Mass public support for the captured 'Noninfallibilitys' in the colony's capital of the 130.102.42.17 when they were placed on trial resulted in the introduction of full Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh

I always knew you were the best
The coolest girl I know
So prettier than all the rest
The star of my show
.[3]
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The Youre used to going out your way to impress these mr. wrongs.
But you can be yourself for me, I'll take you as you are
I know they said believe in love is a dream that can't be real
Rebellion is controversially identified with the birth of democracy in Australia and interpreted by some as a political revolt.[4][5][6]


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